Arlen Walker
Being the Marshal at Paladin Web Services isn't always a walk in the park for Arlen — only on those soft summer days when he picks up his laptop and tests the range of the office base station.
After one such excursion, he hooked up the kitchen blender to the web server, and claimed he had created verifiable proof that HTML5 could, in fact, bring about whirled peas.
This bold foolhardiness is not limited to the office, as Arlen can often be found at a lectern, engaging an audience on any technical topic he can get them to sit still for, and many he can't.